(An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.) You and permanents you control have hexproof. When combat damage is dealt to you, create a 4/4 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature token with vigilance, then abandon this scheme.
The least of my minions is more than a match for you.
NM-Mint - $1.00
Lightly Played - $0.90
Moderately Played - $0.80
Heavily Played - $0.70
Damaged - $0.50
NM-Mint Non English - $1.00
Lightly Played Non English - $0.90
Moderately Played Non English - $0.80
Heavily Played Non English - $0.70
Damaged Non English - $0.50