First strike {1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)
NM-Mint - $0.25
Lightly Played - $0.23
Moderately Played - $0.20
Heavily Played - $0.17
Damaged - $0.13
NM-Mint Non English - $0.25
Lightly Played Non English - $0.23
Moderately Played Non English - $0.20
Heavily Played Non English - $0.17
Damaged Non English - $0.13