Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.
NM-Mint - $0.40
Lightly Played - $0.30
Moderately Played - $0.30
Heavily Played - $0.30
Damaged - $0.20
NM-Mint Non English - $0.40
Lightly Played Non English - $0.30
Moderately Played Non English - $0.30
Heavily Played Non English - $0.30
Damaged Non English - $0.20
Foil Prices
NM-Mint Foil - $9.40
Lightly Played Foil - $8.50
Moderately Played Foil - $7.50
Heavily Played Foil - $6.60
Damaged Foil - $4.70
NM-Mint Foil Non English - $9.40
Lightly Played Foil Non English - $8.50
Moderately Played Foil Non English - $7.50
Heavily Played Foil Non English - $6.60
Damaged Foil Non English - $4.70